What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:08

No go.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Citi Calls Time on Gold’s Rally Due to Slumping Demand, Fed Cuts - Bloomberg.com
No, not a chance
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?